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Currently: kiteboarding Western Australia
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Posts Tagged ‘penile’
Cappadocia (Kapadokya) in Three Days
The balloon ascended slowly with the rising sun. My sleepy eyes widened in wonder as our immense basket floated across the most unusual terrain I had ever seen. The earth below seemed alien, the scenery surreal. A sprawling lunar landscape of canyons, tall rock cliffs, and curious penile formations among a fertile valley blossoming cherry and […]
Dakhla Challenge Day 4: ATTACK OF THE LIMPDICKS! MH1 to Imilchil
“Did we reeeeeally just do that???” Steve asked in disbelief as he fell into the red cushioned bench at the hotel’s restaurant. He slumped forward exhaling deeply, releasing the weight of a very hard day. His hair was damp, freshly tousled by a towel. Dust and mud had been sent down the drain during the […]